"Frig" Nazi got a phone call from said "Frig"

It's been far too long since the last email/update from the self proclaimed "frig" nazi. I knew the silence wouldn't last forever and I was right. Here's the latest update from Friday.

Hello Everyone:
Woohooooooo!!!!! It’s FRI-DAY!!!!!!!

I just got a call from our breakroom refrigerator, and they brought to my attention that several lunches are being stored in plastic grocery bags in the frig. The frig is complaining about chest pains…!!!!! :(

Please note that this rule is specifically listed on the list on the frig door.
Rule 2: Please do not use plastic grocery bags to hold your lunch, as they can block the airflow, making it hard for the refrigerator to breathe and keep air circulating.

Please remove your lunch from the bags and label your lunch. Grocery bags inhibit proper airflow, making it more difficult to evenly cool everyone’s food.

Today is Friday, so by 4:00pm, all food must be removed from the frig, except for the shared condiments on the door, or it will be tossed out.

Thanks for your help,
XXXX

So there you have it... a "frig" complaining of chest pains... no words.

Until next time...